Over 400 Dominatrix wait at home to serve you: 09826 771 385Mistress Carla has some extremely important things to say, so listen up dickheads. Do not even bother to pick up the goddamn phone unless you are:
a) going to speak up loud and clear so I can actually hear you. I am fed up to the back teeth of straining to hear people with voices so quiet that I would need a listening device which would not look out of place at Jodrell Bank in order to have a chance of picking up whatever it is you might be saying.
b) actually going to pay attention and listen rather than continuing to read the paper/watch the tv/watch a porn film/alphabetise your CD collection or whatever. For christ’s sake you are paying good money to have the honour of speaking to me so flaming well listen. In any situation it is extremely rude to not pay attention when someone is giving you their time, in a domination scenario it is totally beyond the pale - so don’t do it.
c) DO NOT interrupt me, ever. Apart from the fact that it is impudent beyond belief it is important for your own sake that you actually hear what I am saying. You see, I may be giving you important instructions as to how to proceed ,which you will be unable to do if you haven’t heard them because your were too busy flapping your gums at the time. This will inevitably result in your dismissal before you have completed your initiation.
d) DO NOT make the mistake of thinking I am stupid. If you have read this blog so far you will have realised I am an intelligent, sentient being; but some of you callers seem to think that I am not going to realise you are continuing to wank when I have given you express instructions to wait for permission to do so. Honestly, if you think you can pull a fast one on me you are very much mistaken (if you will pardon the pun). I may not be clairvoyant but I do have an almost preternatural ability to be able to tell when slaves are disobeying, so don’t even bother chancing it mate.
Got all that? Good - now pick the phone up and let’s see if you were actually paying attention.
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