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Over 400 Dominatrix wait at home to serve you: 09826 771 385You’ll call and confess your sexual shame, inadequacy, and most embarrassing secrets, and I’ll help to put you in exactly the place you belong: far beneath me. After you’re properly unmanned, we’ll take you a step further in your transformation and push you to new levels of sexual shame. This is a place where you can confess about what a sexual weakling and sexually obsessed jerk-off addict you really are. My style is sensual domination and prolonged behavior modification: without yelling or screaming or shouting silly names at you like so many wannabee domes do, I will calmly listen and then comment upon your situation in a manner that goes to the core of your weakness.

Once I know your secrets, I will strip away all false notions of manhood and turn you into the little submissive robot and handmaiden that you were fated to be. You were never fated to be a real dominant male; instead your role is to give up control and hand it to someone who knows far better than you how to mold your silly submissive soul. Once you admit your inadequate status you will be able follow the shameful fate you were meant to follow. A real man? No real man would have read this far. And no real man would ever find such things at all exciting.

The hardness in your little dick is the proof that this is what you are: even your sexual instinct tells you to serve and follow and obey. Now pick up the phone, my little subbie, and call me. Small penis / tiny cock losers, sissified late bloomers, cuckolded husbands, sissification / feminization panty boys, strap-on dildo lovers, houseboys and sissy boy maids, subs who requirte face smacking, ass spanking, caning, or paddling, face sitting robots, or prostrate- milking wankers are all welcome ~~~ as are all wankers hopelessly addicted to masturbation. Real men are out with real women having real sex right now, while you’re home alone with your pathetic little dick: That is not fantasy, that’s reality.

Over 400 Dominatrix wait at home to serve you: 09826 771 385Sensual domination means taking control without having to raise my voice. You’d never stand a chance with a woman as beautiful, commanding, and demanding as I am, and knowing that makes you feel even weaker, more emasculated, more submissive than ever.

Mistress Carla

Over 400 Dominatrix wait at home to serve you: 09826 771 385No, I’m not talking about people who might have a fetish for wearing the sad garments mentioned above - I’m referring to callers who are anoraks.

What I mean is that I have no interest in the extensive amount of fetish gear you may have (or imagine you have), or the fact that you have 20 pairs of dirty panties you have collected over many years or that your butt plug is bigger than practically any other available on the market and you had your body harness hand knitted by fishwives in Outer Mongolia (or whatever).
I couldn’t give a shit.

Being one of my slaves is not a competition to see how much of a fetishist you are. If you want to play with all the sad crap you’ve paid through the nose for on ebay then go right ahead on your own time, not mine. If I need any equipment I will ask you for it, so shut the fuck up about your nipple clamps/rubber mask/leotard/marigolds cos I aint interested. Okay? Now you can ring me.
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Over 400 Dominatrix wait at home to serve you: 09826 771 385Mistress Carla has some extremely important things to say, so listen up dickheads. Do not even bother to pick up the goddamn phone unless you are:

a) going to speak up loud and clear so I can actually hear you. I am fed up to the back teeth of straining to hear people with voices so quiet that I would need a listening device which would not look out of place at Jodrell Bank in order to have a chance of picking up whatever it is you might be saying.

b) actually going to pay attention and listen rather than continuing to read the paper/watch the tv/watch a porn film/alphabetise your CD collection or whatever. For christ’s sake you are paying good money to have the honour of speaking to me so flaming well listen. In any situation it is extremely rude to not pay attention when someone is giving you their time, in a domination scenario it is totally beyond the pale - so don’t do it.

c) DO NOT interrupt me, ever. Apart from the fact that it is impudent beyond belief it is important for your own sake that you actually hear what I am saying. You see, I may be giving you important instructions as to how to proceed ,which you will be unable to do if you haven’t heard them because your were too busy flapping your gums at the time. This will inevitably result in your dismissal before you have completed your initiation.

d) DO NOT make the mistake of thinking I am stupid. If you have read this blog so far you will have realised I am an intelligent, sentient being; but some of you callers seem to think that I am not going to realise you are continuing to wank when I have given you express instructions to wait for permission to do so. Honestly, if you think you can pull a fast one on me you are very much mistaken (if you will pardon the pun). I may not be clairvoyant but I do have an almost preternatural ability to be able to tell when slaves are disobeying, so don’t even bother chancing it mate.

Got all that? Good - now pick the phone up and let’s see if you were actually paying attention.

Over 400 Dominatrix wait at home to serve you: 09826 771 385Today Mistress has a task for you - a humiliating task, to prove your devotion. You can choose from the following options:-

1. Make yourself a little cardboard sign with a piece of string attached to hang it round your neck reading “Lost dog, needs strict new owner, will do tricks for biscuits“. Then go into the busiest town centre street you can find, stand or sit outside a busy shop or department store with the sign hung round your neck and suffer the deriding taunts from all who pass. N.B. if anyone asks you to do a trick, then you MUST comply.

2. Go into a gent’s toilet and kneel by the urinals in a subservient manner with head bowed until someone comes in and when they have finished urinating politely ask them “May I wash your hands sir?” and if they agree you must then lick their hands clean with your tongue, and indeed anything else that they may require licking clean.

3. Go into a lingerie shop (not one in a supermarket or a department store, a proper lingerie shop) and browse for a while through the knickers and bras, after you have made sure that everyone in the shop has seen you, pick up the frilliest pair of tiny pink panties you can find, hold them up in the air and say as loudly as you can “Excuse me, can I try these on please” then go into the changing room and try them on with the curtain only half way across. You MUST buy them, regardless of whether they fit or not.

Ring me to report your results and receive further humiliations, punishments and tortures depending on your success.

MISTRESS CARLA

Over 400 Dominatrix wait at home to serve you: 09826 771 385I have already mentioned my fully equipped premises in a converted barn but I don’t think I have gone into any detail about the isolation unit? No, I didn’t think I had. Well, it is probably one of my more twisted little methods of underlining for any wayward initiates exactly how utterly insignificant they actually are.

The unit comprises a totally soundproof box-like room about 7ft x 7ft x 7ft furnished only with restraint equipment and with only minimal ventilation. Once a slave is installed in it, together with whatever torture devices it may be my whim to inflict (nipple clamps, ball weights, inflatable butt plug, pin sheath etc etc), then I can happily forget about the sorry wretch for as many hours as I please - a very Zen-like experience for both Mistress and slave I am sure you will agree.

In fact, I was pondering this the other day and the following paraphrase sprung to mind:-

“If a slave screams in fear and pain in the isolation room does he make a sound? how can he make a sound when there’s no-one there to hear it?”

Hmmm, I wonder ….

How long do you think you could survive isolation? And how long would it be before you lost your mind and started wailing like a banshee? Do you think you might scream louder simply because you knew no-one could hear you? Would you scream in sheer despair? How would that make you feel?

These are rhetorical questions. I don’t want to know the answers. I don’t actually care. What I do want to know is whether you know your place, i.e. on your knees and ready to obey - ring me if you think you do and we’ll put that to the test. And a boon may be bestowed upon the slave who correctly identifies what the original phrase was that I paraphrased and who said it.

Mistress Carla

Over 400 Dominatrix wait at home to serve you: 09826 771 385I do so enjoy humiliating the sorry excuses for men that come to me for training and its so easy! Really, it’s not difficult to find a million things to make the sad fucks feel even smaller and more insignificant than they do already.

For example, you would be amazed how many misguided individuals there are out there who are under the mistaken impression that their pricks are of a respectable size and width and some are even so delusional that they describe themselves as large! How wrong they all are, every single prospective slave it has ever been my misfortune to interview has thought the size of their cocks was at least an inch more than it really was. I can only put this down to their over inflated egos and the fact that any women who may have been unfortunate enough to have to lay eyes upon these shrivelled members were too polite to laugh and came out with some nonsense about 5 inches being “bigger than average”, what rubbish!

For your information, various surveys have revealed that an average size cock is between 6 and 7 inches, so anything lower than 6 is most definitely small. What’s worse, you wouldn’t believe the number of pencil dicks there are hiding in trousers in this country - it’s no wonder the “rampant rabbit” has been such a success!

But I digress, what I really wanted to tell you about today is my favourite humiliation of all - pissing. Oh I love to urinate at length right into some pathetic wanker’s eager face while I slap his balls with my riding crop.

I have several different methods of ensuring that I am comfortable while engaged in watersports, my favourite two being with the help of some rather super specialist equipment - my chair and my purpose built toilet. The latter is a real showpiece, a fantastic dark mahogany rolls royce of a loo with a clever sliding box underneath into which the slave inserts his head whilst he is laid on the floor in front of me. It even has it’s own toilet roll holder; such fun to stuff a few sheets of used Andrex into a supine initiate’s mouth to give him something to chew on when I’m finished!

But if you’d like to hear about my favourite piece of watersports equipment - my chair - then you’ll have to ring me to find out more. I may even deign to use it on you, if you are very, very lucky that is.

Mistress Carla

Over 400 Dominatrix wait at home to serve you: 09826 771 385As any of my phone initiates will tell you, I’m an extremely strict Mistress - no one gets cut any slack when I’m around. In fact, it is one of my greatest pleasures to get prospective slaves into such a state with my constant insistence upon carrying out my orders to my very exact specifications that the poor bastards are often left barely able to speak, let alone carry out the task. Oh yes, I do like a good chuckle at some pathetic idiot’s expense. Get it right first time sonny, or you’ll be fucking sorry.

Which reminds me of one particular occasion when one of my cissy little TV maids made a complete balls up of hanging out the laundry. Not only did the silly tart manage to drop one of my Egyptian Cotton sheets in the flowerbed so it got soil on it (imagine!) but the idiotic cock-in-a-frock then proceeded to completely ruin a pair of my fully fashioned seamed stockings by brutishly pegging them to the line; thereby stretching them, snagging them and laddering them (for those of you not in the know, silk stockings must by carefully hand-washed in specialist detergent then dried flat indoors over a padded hanger).

I was naturally horrified, but not as horrified as the stupid bitch in question when I found out what it had done. She was soon taught the error of her ways when she was summoned to my chambers, told to lift her skirt and drop her panties so I could take vengeance on her tiny little maggot of a prick by … well, lets just say I found an interesting use for the pegs that had spoiled my hosiery earlier!

If you think you could have done a better job of the domestic chores then give me a call and we’ll discuss your suitability.

Mistress Carla

Over 400 Dominatrix wait at home to serve you: 09826 771 385Name: Mistress Carla

Description: Tall, authoritative, stunning and strict dominatrix, 36-25-36

My best feature: My cruelty

About Me: I am weary of having my time wasted by irritating little weasels who think they are worthy of being my slave, however, 99.9% of them are categorically NOT GOOD ENOUGH! It would be a happy day indeed when I found a suitable submissive of a high enough calibre to be able to serve me. Is this just an impossible dream? Or is there truly somewhere out there the ideal and perfect slave for Mistress Hunter? One who is able to comply with my every demand? One who can be respectful and polite at all times? One who actually knows his place (i.e. on his knees minding his p’s and q’s)? I wonder …..

A RURAL IDYLL

As well as one to one phone domination I also receive initiates at my fully equipped premises; a converted stable block deep in the heart of the Derbyshire countryside and my chambers rang today with the squeals of a most unfortunate little piggy! He had arrived as arranged at my premises BUT he was 3 minutes late! The outrageous cheek of it! Naturally this did not make me especially well disposed to the individual concerned and his comeuppance was swift, read on to find out more …

It being a rather chilly day, I instructed him to strip on the spot and once his pathetic pasty white carcass was revealed summarily marched him into the centre of the stable courtyard, instructed the worm to fill the bucket with the hand pump there (his lardy buttocks quivering all the while) and finally lashed him firmly to the pump post with a handy coil of rope.

Once I had him trussed up to my satisfaction I lifted the bucket of freezing cold pump water and flung the entire contents over the sorry specimen, causing him to gasp in shock, his piggy little eyes nearly popping out. I bet his stupid heart nearly stopped! I didn’t bother to hang around to ask though, I simply turned heel and strode back into my nice warm chambers where I had a very pleasant hour relaxing with a copy of Italian Vogue whilst one of my acolytes massaged my feet. I didn’t need to bother to check up on the idiotic wretch to know that the cold wind was doing my work for me; icy blasts punishing his dripping wet skin; his already tiny penis probably having shrunk to microscopic proportions and tears of humiliation and pain adding to his discomfort as they coursed down his ugly pig-like face.

Once I was sure he was on the brink of frostbite I had him brought into the antechamber to the inner sanctum of my premises and had him wait there kneeling whilst I decided on what other amusing punishments I had in store for him. Suffice to say, that particular ignorant little wanker will never be late again!

If you’d like to find out what I did to him next and receive a taste of the same sort of medicine then call me and get the treatment you know you deserve.

Mistress Carla.

Over 400 Dominatrix wait at home to serve you: 09826 771 385I like breaking in new slaves, I would like to dominate you, call me on my Fetish Phone Sex number now. For an experienced dominatrix like myself there is nothing quite like playing with a new slave. I want to show you the true meaning of submission and humiliation.

Having been a dominatrix for many years I have tailored rooms in my house to accommodate guests for one on one strict domination and also domination munches. I know you would be suitably impressed.

I would expect you to arrive spot on time and when I answered the door wearing a black rubber cat suit and knee high stiletto boots with silver metal heels you will drop to your knees and began to worship my feet at once, I will then close the door behind you.

After ten minutes of foot worship I will commanded you to stand up and remove your coat for inspection, you will be wearing a red pvc tunic top with peep holes for your nipples and black pvc shorts with no arse and a long zip at the front. The boots you will be wearing with your attire will be knee high in black leather. I’ll tell you how pleased I am with you and as I looked you over I unzipped you to release your cock and balls.

On the side table in my reception I have a cock ring and lead waiting for you and as I attached the ring and lead, I tell you that I expect complete servitude from you and I order you to get on your hands and knees. I lead you by your cock into my dungeon room on which is walled in black leather padding and lit with torch lights.

As we enter I explained to you that I have many rooms devoted to domination but tonight we will be using my dungeon room. I know your eyes are wondering around the room taking in the whipping bench and the flogging pillars at the far end and my domination chair and rack. I can sense how nervous you are.

I light my self a cigarette and lead you to the whipping bench and make you lie down on your back. As I remove the lead I inhale on the cigarette and blow the smoke over your cock and balls, your cock twitches with excitement.

As I walk away I go to a drawer and pull out a pair of my panties which I have saved for you, I have worn them all day and I’m going to put them over your face so you can smell my sweet juicy cunt. Then I’m going to straddle you with my legs and undo the zip on my cat suit and as I stroke my wet cunt I’m going to spank you. First I’m going to spank your thighs and then I will spank you cock until you are throbbing.

If you want to know what happens next, you have to call me. I am available on all of the below Fetish Phone Sex lines. Call me, I want you to be my bitch.

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